Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.