Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.