Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.