Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.