Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.