Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

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Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.