Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

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Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.