Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Plutocracy

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.