Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What is a primate's ideal salary?

A gorillian dollars per year.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?

They're able to make a fun-gal cream.

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL