What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.