What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How is life as a virgin?

Its hard

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding