What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?

a Cankersaurus!

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding