The ring bearer had an erection.
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Elopping shears
A new last name.
Because they're cantaloupes.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Because they cantaloupe.
One less drunk.
Most weddings happen in June.
me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
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Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
On a bun-eymoon!
They cantaloupe
they are preparing for whats coming afterwards
On their bunnymoon.
A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
It doesn't have windows.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
No, John! can't see
Because it was Low key
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
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His surname
A last name.
Patti O'Furniture
A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly
Because then you'd be a barnacle.
Remove the ring and your house is gone.
Someone's ring gets broken.