The ring bearer had an erection.
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Elopping shears
A new last name.
Because they're cantaloupes.
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Because they cantaloupe.
One less drunk.
Most weddings happen in June.
me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
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Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
On a bun-eymoon!
They cantaloupe
they are preparing for whats coming afterwards
On their bunnymoon.
The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
They only work 10% of the time.
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A sheopard.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
Because she stole his heart
An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball
Rady O'Gaga
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
A double bridle
They both take away the coffin.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
A last name
Middle school.
He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out
Thor
