What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

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I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay