What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

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Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay