It grows a Moostache.
It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.
Because their wives are driving.
Take away it's credit cards.
stopping it with a shovel
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.
As mushroom as possible
All of them
Look for the one with shaved legs....
So you can tell them apart from feminists.
A moostache (That was udderly terrible)
