What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

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What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)