What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

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Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

Why are Peter pan Jokes always funny?

Because they never grow old

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.