To stop getting confused as feminists
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A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Elopping shears
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
So they don't have hairballs!
So you can tell them apart from feminists.
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
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Look for the one with shaved legs....
A barber!
They don't have to go through as many obsticles.
Occam's razor
Me: I just told you...
Three more payments and I'll be able to shave
It grows a Moostache.
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
Constable
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
Shear madness.
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
A barber
A bearded collie!
I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
A brazillion!
Odder... Sorry
A: A barber.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Because he always uses a razor.
A sumo shaves their legs.
So that they don't get mistaken for feminists
A barber.
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Looking for the tight seal
Foreplay
When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
Too-whit-to-why
His daddy was really a mummy.
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
Quarter pounder with cheese!
Because they like to pump kin.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
