Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

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Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

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What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

garglgarglgarglgarglgargl

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.