Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years