He kept trying to shave the princess.
Because that would be illeagle
6
He was trying to save Krypton
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
They respawn.
Don't Break the Ice
To stop getting confused as feminists
Me: I just told you...
He's not a fan of the shingle life.
Like a Bosch!
Naboo
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
A cow can't be milked for over 30 years