Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.