Darth Vader.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
In Wales.
The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.
warm
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
Boss
Slow down and use lube.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.
Sorry mate.
Commit sushi
Naboo