What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

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