What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter?

Annie Mae

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.