What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.