What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.