What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo