What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.