Darth Vader.
Welp, seal ate her.
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Because he was good at pulling weed
Faith No More
I find your lack of steak disturbing."
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"
Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.
I'm not coming into work this morning!"
Long live the Queen.
A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.
The Sithsonian.
Commit sushi
Because the princess was always on another Castle.