What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.