Darth Vader.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
He was a thief
Answer: None it's a women's job.
He felt his presents.
I find your lack of Faith disturbing."
Because he wanted them to work over-time
Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.
A clothes hanger.
Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.
Her Highness will tell you
I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!
The Sithsonian.
The Caliph ate.
He kept trying to shave the princess.