What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

What do you call an online relationship?

E-bae... I'll see myself out

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Why was Darth Vader so ugly?

Because he had sithilis.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...