What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH