Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.