Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.