Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Previous Random Joke Next

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.