Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What did the door say to the other door?

I can see your Knob Simple yet effective

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience