What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice