What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.