What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it