What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"