What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !