I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
An Oreo
They can only learn 4 moves.
Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
I'm not coming in *this morning*"
My guess would be sometime this morning.
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Hulk ash!
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
With dog diskettes!
Pls help.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
It was a child predator.
It's 8:00 somewhere!
unevening.
A whale with a table taped to it.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
