What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP! :D

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.