What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why do they say I'm black in the bedroom?

I'm fast.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.