There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
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It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.
Bedlam
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
He nose what he's doing
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
I'm fast.
A reptile dysfunction
No sound at all, the D is silent
They think outside the box.
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Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
I want you inside me"
So that it can be used as an
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
A: Should we walk home or take a dog
Pick it! (Picket)
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
Ewes sincerely.
A wooly jumper!
Because they were Wright.
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
Racism has many faces
Fetus Deletus
A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.
