There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.
Bedlam
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
He nose what he's doing
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
I'm fast.
A reptile dysfunction
No sound at all, the D is silent
They think outside the box.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
Ted Cruz
Neither can achieve an election
What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.
He's snowed in.
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
their lips are moving
Punch him in the nose.
No body nose.
Backwards.
Dah okey pokey mon.
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
log log log log log log log log log...
It has no Seoul!!
He was having problems with his sub-conscious.
