There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
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It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.
Bedlam
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
He nose what he's doing
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
I'm fast.
A reptile dysfunction
No sound at all, the D is silent
They think outside the box.
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Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
A Sturgeon !
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Because he had a stinking cold!
Because you only get out what you pudding.
They break their nose!
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...
Santa Claus hit in the balls!
What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.
They all get their fair shear
Ewe wouldn't understand.
