There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
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It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.
Bedlam
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
He nose what he's doing
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
I'm fast.
A reptile dysfunction
No sound at all, the D is silent
They think outside the box.
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Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
He was snowed in.
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
The restraining order
Ereptile disfunction
Because otherwise they'd be lizards.
On the road to Extinction.
To get to the... side.
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
The Book of Job.
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
Walking.
Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*
Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
To teach their kids how to walk.
