How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

What do you call lying furniture?

Untrustable

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Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.