Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What do you call a muslim in the 90's?

Radical

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar