Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

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How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.