Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar