Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything?

9/12

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.