What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar