What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.