How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

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What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN