How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

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Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.