How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.