How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

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How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

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What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!