Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common?

They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.