How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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What do you call a German with no good inside?

Guten free.

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst