How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they don't change anything.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

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What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

What do you say to an ugly person?

Anything you like, what are they going to do about it?

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How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.