How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

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What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

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What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst