How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!