How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

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Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

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Because they're full of Germans.

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What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.