How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

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How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN