How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

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What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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I was just following odors."

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN