How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

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Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

What do you call a German think tank?

An answer panzer!

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.