Nein Jokes

How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

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What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

Wurst Jokes More Wurst Jokes

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.