Nein Jokes

How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

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What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Version Jokes More Version Jokes

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

8 10 Jokes More 8 10 Jokes

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!