Nein Jokes

How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

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What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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Their sausages are the wurst.

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

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There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

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