How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.