How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.