How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone