How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

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Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

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What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.