What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

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Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.