What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.