What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water?

What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob