What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?

Answer in comments.

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What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.