What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.