What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"