What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

Where did bob go during the explosion?

everywhere.......