What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ?

Butch your arms around me !

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.