What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob