What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

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What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.