What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

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What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese?

Nanking Donuts

What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

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What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

Chinese Lady Jokes More Chinese Lady Jokes

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.