What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What do you call a fake Chinese iPhone?

A slanted-iPhone

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What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

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What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.