What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Mexican Man Jokes More Mexican Man Jokes

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*