What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

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What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

What's black and yellow and makes everyone laugh?

A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff.

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What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

tequila

What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.