What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

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Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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A burrrrrrito.

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Igloos it back together.

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What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos