What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.