What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

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He fell out of the tree

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What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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Home on the Range'!

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What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.