Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.