Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint?

Five Guys.

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.