Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.