Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.