Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

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You have to read ursine.

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What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

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Marijuana

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.