How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )