An erection and a place to put it.
Vote!
I can maintain polite conversation.
They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
Because they both looked sharp!
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
It's a place of udder delight.
A woman who doesn't know her place.
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
A miss stake