An erection and a place to put it.
A slow poke!
Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
A knife has a point
Now I've got to cut you.
So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."
A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
Good point