What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

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What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.