What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

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Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

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Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar