What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.