With a crowbar
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
Urine trouble.
That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you
A crowbar.
Because their performance is lack-cluster.
The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.
Because it takes longer to pick up.
With a crowbar.