How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman?

A: Desperate!

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"