How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor