How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.