How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock