What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

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What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box