What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A: A box of crayons.