What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.