How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

M Jokes More M Jokes

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2