How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2