How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2