How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

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How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2