How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2