Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.