Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'