Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.