What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

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Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.