What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !