What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !