What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.