What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)