What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.