What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

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What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What's better than a joke on /r/Jokes?

The inevitable comment from