What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes?

He's never Reddit.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes?

On Whose Line is it Anyway, is made up.

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.