What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

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Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Retarded Gorilla Jokes More Retarded Gorilla Jokes

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)