Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
It gets Camel-Towed.
They respawn.
When they get to third base they think they've scored
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
Who else invents things?
This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".
