What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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A 'murical.

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".