How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

A valid target.

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".