How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

A valid target.

What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel?

Iron condome

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How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.