How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".