How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

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Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.