How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

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What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

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Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".