How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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Israel Jokes More Israel Jokes

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

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What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.