What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December