What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

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He wanted to take a month off.

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Nine months.

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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It made him wed his plants!

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!