What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December