How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

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Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

December Jokes More December Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.