How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

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Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's black and fills out welfare forms?

A pen, you jerk.

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

December Jokes More December Jokes

Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !