How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

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Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

December Jokes More December Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December