Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.