Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

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How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.