Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.
Plot twisting!
A penny.
None because they pee sitting down.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
They turn out the lights.
Only one of them made it to the moon.
