Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.