Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)