Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.