Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games?

A wishy-washy Washer washer.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

What do you call one black person on the moon?

A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*