Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call one black on the moon?

Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.