Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.