Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
A flirtation device.
I know how to turn a PC on.
Cargo pants
For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".
Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!
Just out of Curiosity...
A vacuum cleaner.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
It lacks gravity.